You know what I'm talking about. You with your yoga pants of cats floating in space with a crotch that, for reasons unknown, is a different color than the rest of your pants. You with your mixed patterns. Your leopard print pants. Your day glo pants.
You look around the room and see others with some crazy pants, but you know yours are zanier, brighter, more patterned and, well, better. You know all about the new craze of crazy pants in yoga and you have brought your A game. There is a crazy yoga pants competition going on in yoga and you are winning.
Nobody says it, but you know everybody else is competing. There is not a plain pair of pants in this class anywhere. Open up a yoga magazine and you know you'll see some. Dang, is that model wearing pants with a different design on each leg? Where do I get me some of those? Google “yoga pants” and, well, actually, don't Google it. It's mostly just pictures of butts...
But the competition is getting fierce! You saw someone with tiny umbrellas on their yoga pants yesterday. Tiny umbrellas! Today you went to a class and saw somebody wearing a pair of crazy pants of somebody wearing a crazy pair of pants of somebody wearing a crazy pair of pants. You fell out of your tree pose. Shit. Those pants are the craziest.
You know you've got this, though. You've got more tricks up your sleeve, more crazy pants in your drawer, and so many more patterns to mix. You've got neon for days. You've got a bedazzler in your craft closet somewhere... You'll wear Christmas lights on your pants if you have to! You might not be able to land that handstand, but you will have the craziest pants in that room. The competition is on.